What do you call your private parts?

Penis
Dick
Cock
The Bishop
Terence Tallywhacker
There ate many.

Kutas
Chuj
Pała
Maczuga
Fiut
Członek

We call it
Zeb
Zober

Male:
Mfet
Ekporo
Mkpö Utom
Ekpa Mfit

Female:
Itit
nyin Itit

That in which language ?

Mostly straightforward just penis. During sex, especially when we're going a little rough, it usually becomes cock, rarely dick. WHen jokingly talking about things with my partner, we often call it el peno (background: my partner once stuck a fake mustache to my dick and put a tequilla-bottle-cap-hat on top - that's where this name originates from :D)

(even though we're both German we converse about sex in English enough for me toi actually answer to that question without just translating back and forth. My naming preferences are pretty similar in German though - it's "penis" during conversations and "schwanz" during sex)

Yupp, that's about it.

Are we talking about general terms or pet names? lol

General terms: Penis, Dick

Pet names: Dracula 🧛‍♂️

Bite
Zob
Queue
Zizi


Mimou
Frifri
Moule
Foufoune

Male: dool, dodool, shombool, eir, kir, hooshang, salar
Female: gol, jojoo, nanaz, oos, kos, kolocheh

Would be great, if u added the Languages, the names originate from

I know, „zib“ is Arabic, But the others I can‘t identify

For me Medical it‘s
Penis and Vagina
During sex:
Schwanz (Herman) & pussy

Valuable tip's

as grown man I would say in Afrikaans I would say "Voël" for sex and "Penis" in a conversation, talking about the male side of things. Some other examples would be:
Peester (social)
Toti (for little kids)
Piel (vulgar)

on the female side of things it's "Kont" for sex and "Vagina" in conversations.
extra examples:
Kwas (social)
koekie (for little kids)
Poes (vulgar)

Side note on "Poes". This is a base word for many other swear words, use it sparingly...

Yes, and don't listen to "Die Antwoord" too much, because they use it, like, a lot.

Penis
Dick

Türkisch:
Mann: Yarrak, Penis, Sik
Frau: Am, Vajina
Lg aus Berlin 😊

In my case, i call "big friend"

In English there are many names .

Male
Penis (medically correct and used in proffessinal converations with medical staff)
Prick
Cock
Dick
Shaft
Staff (of life)
Dong
Meat
Rod
Baby maker

Female
Vagina
Pussy
Cunt
Muff (usually when the lady is unshaved)
Love shute

Lady bits
Dine at the Y (when talking oral receiving)
Pussy

This would produce a pickup line along the lines of :
" Can I slide my baby maker down your love shute "

not seeing how that will ever work, but it's funny as hell

Hah, funny enough its on my playlist for my Alarm in the morning. Great live band too 😉

To add to the Afrikaans, dont forget "doos". Literally meaning box, but also a harsh version of "cunt"

Not "naai" or "fok" for sex?

The question was the named private part, not the named sexual act, but that could a really fun topic too.

You mentioned it in your first sentance, just curious

I was commenting on DreimalS little gold Nugget that he dropped, which helped me understand the German mentality of when to use what word....

now you are commenting on my commented comment,
in response to his off topic comment,
completely out of context,
complicating and contradicting
this conversational content,
to a complication beyond compare....


I can't think of anymore c words right now, other than cunt, but that's not gonna help my effort...

I think I should start a topic about Naai...

There is only one name:

The king —> R O C C O