Nicknames for dicks - Introduce your precious piece!

I’ve named mine Weenis. Because it sounds small. It adds to the surprise 😂😏

Ed Hardy, but most just call him Ed

Leroy - as in "Leroy's been a naughty boy"

I call mine sweetmeat

Oh mine is named "Massimo" what does this name create inside of your mind ?

My gf calls my dick Monsieur

Tiny 😉

This reminds me of once being asked if I knew why men give their penis a name.
I was clueless.
Her answer was: “Because they want to know who rules them.”

The title rises more questions:
Could there be a problem for the very stiff British part of the 90.6% who didn’t, as very conservative Brits are reported not to talk to someone they weren’t introduced to?

@ femalefiz
To get the loose ends together (and do the maths): Are there similar statistics for women?

Not being ruled with an iron hand, I just couldn’t resist.

unless you are into joking over everything but usually you are giving names to what you love, giving a name to your penis makes you hope he will come out of anonimity thus trying to get some recognition..

mr dinklidge - 'dinkle' for short

Lucifer 'cos he's always on fire.

I've had plenty, but the most recent is The Behemoth

I call him
Horsey

Thor !

I think toys are also worth of a name since they have the same purpose in this context.
I had a vagina called "Bebeta" once.

Now my own dick I call "Jubileu".

Big Bang. No just kidding, he actually has no name. Maybe I will call him Bob?!