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Kamasutra - 33 positions for professionals

More fun in bed: 99 positions for 99 days of variety

The first 66 positions are overcome, now the Kamasutra for professionals raises the bar again significantly. In the third part of our Kamasutra series, we prove again that lovemaking thrives on more than just five positions. With a teaspoonful of courage, a pinch of fantasy and a dash of determination, variety returns to the bedroom

But beware, the last 33 positions are not for the faint-hearted: The Kamasutra for professionals requires a certain degree of flexibility for some of the positions. In order to test the positions on painless feasibility, it is always a good idea to do a dry run in advance. Those who have so far scoffed at the Kamasutra for beginners and advanced will definitely get their money's worth in the last part of "Kamasutra at home".

Disclaimer: Heteronormativity!

Since the Kamasutra is almost 2,000 years old, it's a little dusty on the whole queerness topic. These positions were all thought to involve a man and a woman; however, that doesn't mean you can't get creative with them whatever gender you identify with or are attracted to! Please excuse the heteronormative language here and be sure to know that JOYclub supports sex positivity in allsexual orientations.

67 to 77: Kamasutra positions with teeth

The Bridge Pillar
The Bridge Pillar
 

67. The Bridge Pillar
The Bridge Pillar is not a suitable position for clumsy and weak men: while the male part bends to form a bridge, the woman places herself on his member. If the woman is not tall enough though and can't touch the floor with her feet, she will have problems riding the "pillar".
The Roan Antelope
The Roan Antelope
 

68. The Roan Antelope
The Roan Antelope bears a high risk of injury. While the man, standing upright, stabilizes his partner on her back and buttocks with his hands, she holds on to his neck. The woman wraps her legs around the man's hips to coordinate the deep thrusting movements with him. To practice this position - or in case of a heavier sex partner - it is recommended that the woman additionally leans with her back against a wall.
The Quiet Ball
The Quiet Ball
 

69. The Quiet Ball
In The Quiet Ball, the woman is received on the lap of her seated partner, who additionally bends his legs. The woman adapts backwards to the man's ball-shaped posture. Once both have gently merged, the woman sets the rhythm by pulling herself towards the man's feet and pushing away again.
The Heated Session
The Heated Session
70. The Heated Session
This session guarantees a loud noise level, because the lady has the reins firmly in her hands in this position. The couple sits on a piece of furniture that allows the woman to place her feet on the floor while she sits on top of her partner with her back facing him. By pushing herself up and down, the woman controls her movements to give herself and her partner a stimulating sensation.
The Big Chariot
The Big Chariot
 

71. The Big Chariot
This position from the Kamasutra for professionals is based on the wheelbarrow principle. The man, while standing, holds the spread thighs of the woman, who in turn shifts the rest of her body weight to her forearms, with which she can best support herself on the edge of the bed. This acrobatic feat provides the man with deep access.
The Springing Hero
The Springing Hero
72. The Springing Hero
With the lady lying on her back and pulling her legs towards her belly, the mating hero can lean on his lover's thighs with one hand and on the bed with the other, thus guiding his springy movements. The man is kneeling whilst penetrating the woman. A pillow under the woman's head protects her from doing an unintended somersault.
The Clamp Hold
The Clamp Hold
73. The Clamp Hold
In The Clamp Hold, the man and woman lie side by side, spooning with the woman nestling her upper body against her own feet like a jackknife. She wraps her arms around her partner's legs and seeks support like this when he fills her with his penis. At the same time he can massage her back gate. How could he not with a view like that?
The Back to the Wall
The Back to the Wall
 

74. The Back to the Wall
The male part stands with his back against a wall. While standing, he penetrates the woman, who stands directly in front of him with her upper body lowered. In order to assume a comfortable position, the woman can support herself on her own or his thighs with her hands.
The Balancing Act
The Balancing Act
75. The Balancing Act
It is not without reason that the name of this position contains the term balance: while the man lies on his back, the woman sits between his bent legs, facing away from him. He then embraces her waist and controls the movements. If the woman can keep her balance, she can pamper the testicles and the base of the penis with her hands.
The Frog
The Frog
76. The Frog
In order for the woman to let her partner take her completely in The Frog position, it is advisable to perform the position at the corner of the bed. With the man sitting wide-legged on the edge of the bed, the woman can sit backwards on his erect penis in a crouched position. The partner gets a firm grip by placing the soles of his feet on the floor next to the bed.
The Steady One
The Steady One
77. The Steady One
By pressing her pelvis very close to the man's abdomen, the woman makes it easier for him to penetrate her from behind whilst standing upright. He can hold her by her hips in the process to prevent his penis from leaving her core during the wild thrusts of pleasure. If the woman can't keep her balance, she can try using a piece of furniture to hold on to.

78 to 88: for the more challenging change of position

 

78. The Flaming Wick
As in floor gymnastics, the woman lies at the edge of the bed or table and mimes a candle by lifting her bottom and stretching her legs in the air. Depending on the height at which she can hold her lower body, the man kneels or stands in front of her to ignite the fire with her.
The Flaming Wick
The Flaming Wick
79. The Challenge
Height is what matters: While the woman squats on a stool, the man takes her from behind. The woman's bent position increases the pleasure during sex. Since the lady should concentrate on her elevated posture in addition to the stimulation happening, the man sets the rhythm.
The Challenge
The Challenge
 

80. The Wheelbarrow
The lady arranges herself in the tripod position, one leg in the air. Through the stretched leg, the partner gains access to the intimate core of his partner. The man determines the rhythm of the thrusts by guiding his partner's hips. But careful: The Wheelbarrow can cause cramps, so it often only serves as a short change of position.
The Wheelbarrow
The Wheelbarrow
 

81. The Tarantula
The tarantula is also a Kamasutra position for more practiced lovers. In the crab posture, the woman positions herself on top of her partner, who sits comfortably with his feet stretched out and upper body leaning far back. As both sex partners support themselves with their hands and feet, they can control the friction between their bodies through their hips.
The Tarantula
The Tarantula
 

82. The Recliner
Great pleasure for both partners is provided in The Recliner. In this position, the man sits reclined with his legs stretched out, eyeing the woman's body at his mercy. The woman lies on her stomach between his thighs, with her own legs resting on his shoulders. In this position, the woman can determine the rhythm.
The Recliner
The Recliner
 

83. The Upside Down
While the man places himself on a chair, he holds the lower body of his partner, who wraps her thighs around the man and lets herself fall upside down. A pillow under the woman's head cushions hard thrusts that the man is guaranteed to have a hard time stopping in this position.
The Upside Down
The Upside Down
84. The Double Decker
A particularly sporty position from the Kamasutra is called The Double Decker. In this position, the man and woman place themselves on top of each other with both of their chests facing upwards. When the woman lying on top has assumed a stable position with the help of her forearms and feet, she can control the in-out movements.
The Double Decker
The Double Decker
 

85. The Pinball
In The Pinball, the female part forms a bridge. Between the thighs of the woman, the kneeling man arranges himself. Depending on height, he aligns the legs of his partner by holding her thighs. This position from the Kamasutra for professionals is very pleasurable, but requires a lot of strength from both partners.
The Pinball
The Pinball
86. The Volcano Fever
This position from the Kamasutra does not actually cause a fever, but it clearly heats up the minds of the actors. The woman goes into The Wheelbarrow position and lets her standing partner lead her close to his body. He holds her thighs in the process. As the woman holds herself with her hands, the man takes the lead with the thrusts. Due to the standing position, his hips are free to move.
The Volcano Fever
The Volcano Fever
 

87. The Ascent to Pleasure
Couples can climb the ascent to the peak of pleasure in this position with a little practice. The man penetrates the woman, standing upright. While he carries her on his hands, she embraces him with her thighs. Once both partners have found a secure footing, the man lifts the woman's lower body up and down until the desired aftermath in the form of an orgasm occurs.
The Ascent to Pleasure
The Ascent to Pleasure
88. The Passionate Thrusting
Before the passion boils over, both partners must first prove their steadfastness. The woman prepares a pillow on which she rests her forehead and forearms. She pulls her legs up to her torso and remains in this position. The man who stands behind her guides her lower body to his by enclosing her ankles. If the body tension of both does not break down, The Passionate Thrusting takes on truly passionate proportions.
The Passionate Thrusting
The Passionate Thrusting

89 to 99: High level flexibility

The Bed Career
The Bed Career
89. The Bed Career
This position can be practiced on almost all seating furniture - Hollywood swings are not recommended though. The man, sitting upright and feeling firm contact with the ground at his feet, can stabilize his partner, who lies with her back on his thighs. The woman additionally supports her body with her hands. She rows her thighs in circular movements to stimulate herself and her partner.
The Tension Arc
The Tension Arc
90. The Tension Arc
The compact position for on the go: The Tension Arc. This position is possible on any wall, as long as the man can support his partner's weight for a certain period of time. By pressing her forward against his body, she can wrap her legs around his hips and merge with him in the air. The wall at the back of the male part gives stability to the lovemaking.
The Pincers
The Pincers
 

91. The Pincers
Women with arms as strong as Madonna's have a definite advantage in this adventurous position: while the woman puts her feet on the edge of the bed and assumes a push-up position on the floor, her partner climbs over one of her legs and lifts her waist and the other leg so that he can penetrate her vagina. Voilà, that's The Pincers.
The Erotic V
The Erotic V
 

92. The Erotic V
In this exciting position, the woman forms the letter V by leaning her upper body backwards on a tabletop and holding her legs up in the air. To make the position less reminiscent of an aerobics class, she rests her legs on the man's shoulders as he penetrates her whilst standing up.
The Rocking Chair
The Rocking Chair
93. The Rocking Chair
Rocking with each other without a rocking chair? This sex position makes it possible. While the man gets up from the lying position with the rider sitting on top of him, the legs of both actors cross. To rock each other to climax in this position, the couple additionally hooks their arms together.
The Lustful Armchair
The Lustful Armchair
94. The Lustful Armchair
This position from the Kamasutra will most likely bring the woman not only an orgasm, but also firm thighs. The lady stands on a stool and goes into a squat position. Her back is pressed against the man's chest. By holding her buttocks, the man can guide her rhythmically.
The Voluptuous Leg Stretcher
The Voluptuous Leg Stretcher
95. The Voluptuous Leg Stretcher
Pure aesthetic in The Voluptuous Leg Stretcher: in this position, the woman performs a vertical split by resting her leg on the shoulder of the standing man. For easier penetration, both partners bend a little, only to then take maximum advantage in the standing position. But go slow: a torn muscle fiber requires several weeks of healing.
The Limbo Love
The Limbo Love
96. The Limbo Love
A seat with a backrest forms the basis for the wild limbo dance. The seated man leans back for his partner to place herself forwards on his lap and rest her legs on his shoulders. A pillow on his knees can help the man to better direct the woman's body. Additionally, this prevents the lady from falling off his lap.
The Beguiling Butterfly
The Beguiling Butterfly
 

97. The Beguiling Butterfly
Another Kamasutra position for the kitchen table: the woman lies with her abdomen on the edge of the table and lifts her legs over the man's shoulders. He simultaneously embraces her buttocks and raises it to the level of his erect member. To be able to hold the position, the woman can additionally cling to the edge of the table.
The G-Force
The G-Force
 

98. The G-Force
G-forces do not only work in physics, but also in the bedroom: in this position, the woman leans her buttocks against her kneeling partner's stomach by pulling her knees to her chest in the supine position and lifting her abdomen. The man embraces her feet and sways them slightly to create satisfying forces.
The Candle
The Candle
99. The Candle
What looks like a gymnastics demonstration can turn into a pleasurable experience if done correctly. The man lifts his partner's hips in a kneeling position so she can rest her legs on his shoulders. By tensing her whole body, she forms a line that resembles a candle. In this position, the man can spoil her by all the rules of art.
 

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