Nicknames for dicks - Introduce your precious piece!

One of our surveys in the past year surprised us: 9.4% of men nickname their penis.
Heidi Klum named her boobs "Hans" and "Franz" so our curiosity is high!

I want to ask you about the nicknames of your dicks. I don't want to collect ideas, but I'm curious what names you really give your most precious piece or what your partners like to call their penis.

So please: Give me names!